Trashboat: me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will… | Kennedy's Pins


Trashboat: me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will…

Trashboat: me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police: the cashier: trashboat: dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head. i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how its sold so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place


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